NEWS: Condom Shortage In Vancouver Confirms That Young Attractive Athletes Like The Sex

This is a real thing. The CBC reported that an emergency shipment of condoms is making its way to Vancouver:

“Health officials in Vancouver have already provided 100,000 free condoms to the roughly 7,000 ahtletes and officials at the Games. That’s about 14 condoms per person. But as of Wednesday, those supplies started running dangerously low.”

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(Ian Anderson)